The Ham Contest [REMASTERED]
by Secret Black Boyfriend
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You’re crazy to care if you lose
‘Cause I’m scared of me, scared of me, scared of me oh!
And the joke is gonna be, gonna be, gonna be you
Well I’ll bury you, so shut your fucking face
I’ll sleep in the dirt tonight
With the grass between my toes
And the shattered glass and broken bones
That the dog dug up
If you live in the dark it’s no surprise
That the light can burn your eyes
The catheter in your retina drains the panic away
So break
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Here lies my dead friend
I'll sleep here 'til the bitter end
I will tend the bed
Try not to shit on your head
I want you to know
That I fucking lied
I want you to know
That I gave up trying
I tried to get bent
Stayed at home, overslept
I'd take you to bed
But you're wrong in the head
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I felt the heat inside you, (I've waited all this time)
The taste of salt and sour (I've waited all this time)
I count the ceiling tiles (I've waited all this time)
I am the visiting hour (I've waited all this time)
The stale air is comfort (I've waited all this time)
The smell of disinfectant (I've waited all this time)
I am the rollercoaster (I've waited all this time)
I am the visiting hour (I'm here for a good time)
First, I was afraid to die
But this is the life!
I know the night porter (I've waited all this time)
I know the junior doctor (I've waited all this time)
The eyes are wide and bloody (I've waited all this time)
The breath is hot and dirty (I've waited all this time)
I like the sense of purpose (I've waited all this time)
I know that I deserve it (I've waited all this time)
I'm good at being sarcastic (I've waited all this time)
My life is fucking perfect (I'm here for a good time)
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Deadinburgh [REMASTERED]
08:21
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Go! Go away
The light that you beam is like a punch in the face
I make sure, you're ashamed
For the time burnt away by the buzz in my brain
I won't take, the blame
For the rate of the light degrade, oculate amputate
Face, face the pain
A shitstorm of photons to delete and erase
I wouldn't try to stop you even if I fucking could
The simplest man to understand is most misunderstood
The knives you spoke cut close to the bone
I'm sorry I hung around your neck like a stone
Turn off the sun, Turn off the sun
Don't listen to me 'cause I never learn
Turn off the sun, Turn off the sun
Dont listen to me, I'm dumb
But you are a nightlight
You are a nightlight in my eyes
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Jewish Gold [REMASTERED]
03:51
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Ranch!
Ranch!
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NerdBait [REMASTERED]
04:12
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Break, and walk away
A twisted gut is no excuse to faint
Have some faith, take a taste
The lies slip through the gap between your teeth
I see your face, bent out of shape
The lock and key won't shut away the pain
Oh the shame, Accelerates
A resting heart rate three below the beat
Sow the seed
In debt to you, In solitude
Time
Whoa-oh, You've got it made
What are you waiting for?
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about
[REMASTERED JAN 2016]
Début album from Secret Black Boyfriend. Recorded entirely by the band using their own equipment @ The Rooms, North Camp. Tracking was done live and the entire album took 6 hours to record and 3 evenings to mix & master. No Fucking About.
Please, when choosing your file format, consider opting for FLAC files to preserve the integrity of the audio. If you insist on MP3, please at least do so at the mildly acceptable bitrate of 320kbps.
Listen loud with a neutral EQ for best results.
Début album from Secret Black Boyfriend. Recorded entirely by the band using their own equipment @ The Rooms, North Camp. Tracking was done live and the entire album took 6 hours to record and 3 evenings to mix & master. No Fucking About.
Please, when choosing your file format, consider opting for FLAC files to preserve the integrity of the audio. If you insist on MP3, please at least do so at the mildly acceptable bitrate of 320kbps.
Listen loud with a neutral EQ for best results.
credits
released December 26, 2014
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Ben - Hz
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Moper Cove, UK
Johnny - kHz
Ben - Hz
Adam - BPM
Abrasive and noisy, but sometimes
painfully slow and morose, post-hardcore trio from a misty valley in the south of England. Born out of several local bands, Moper forged a path to bring intense performances back to their local scene.
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